Welcome to another edition of Free Comics Review! Every week, I read every free comic uploaded to the ComiXology apps, and review it for your pleasure. Today, we have a monster sized week with eleven (!!!) different comics from a bunch of different companies. Are they trying to kill me? Could this be the last Free Comics Column ever? Hit the jump to find out!
No, you know what? They don’t pay me enough to review eleven f%$&ing comics. I’m tired of this $#%&, I’m just going to phone them in and take this column to another site. I bet Bleeding Cool or Comics Alliance are hiring, and they’ll pay me more. Not Comic Book Resources though, or else I’m going to have to work with that @$$h#/& Ryan K. Lindsay again.
Anyway, Welcome to Three-Words-Only Free Comics Review.
Box 13 Vol. 2 # 13 (ComiXology App)
Written by David Gallager
Art by Steve Ellis
Psychodelic yet intriguing.
Daredevil: Yellow #1 (Marvel App)
Written by Jeph Loeb
Art by Tim Sale
Nostalgic and depressing.
Elephantmen #1, Elephantmen #4.5 & Elephantmen: War Toys #1 (Image/ComiXology App)
Written by Richard Starkings, Joe Casey
Art by Moritat, Ladronn
Good, crazy sci-fi.
Eternals #1 (Marvel App)
Written by Neil Gaiman
Art by John Romita Jr.
Beautiful all around.
Global Frequency #1 (DC/ComiXology App)
Written by Warren Ellis
Art by Gary Leach
Really good ideas.
Gotham City Sirens #1 (DC/ComiXology App)
Written by Paul Dini
Art by Guillem March
Pass the cheesecake.
Gravity #1 (Marvel App)
Written by Sean McKeever
Art by Mike Norton, Jonathan Glapion and Guru eFX
21st Century Spider-Man.
Jack of Fables #1 (ComiXology App)
Written by Matt Sturges and Bill Willingham
Art by Peter Akins
Fun and sexy.
Savage Dragon #0 (Image/ComiXology App)
Written by Erik Larsen
Art by Erik Larsen
What the f$%k?
That's it for this final column! I know no one really reads this because it's in italic, so I can write whatever I want and no one will notice. Remember that you can always read the comics in the ComiXology web reader (with the exception of the Marvel ones) or you can just pirate them off the Internet (even the Marvel ones). You can consider this my resignation letter, so feel free to comment how much this column sucked. I won't really care. Goodbye.
Signed: Matt Duarte. April 1st, 2011. Valencia, Spain.
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Anonymoussaid...April Fools?
April 1, 2011 7:23 PM
Ryan K Lindsaysaid...I'd like to think Matt just called me an asshat before he stormed out of the room, not an @$$#0!*
I live in hope.
Matt Duartesaid...Yes, this is indeed my little April's Fools prank. Free Comics Review will be updated with the real reviews over the weekend.
And yes Ryan, I was going for asshat. You can rest easy now.
Anonymoussaid...It's a shame that an April Fools Joke has to be so vulgar.
Makes me come to this site less and less.
Anonymoussaid...I was looking at box 13 at the apps on my phone, they have the whole run of vol 2 to download for free, is it good enough to download the whole run?
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